Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mull-It

Greensboro, NC -- I've seen my fair share of mullets down here in North-by-God-Carolina. This breakdown says it all:



Definition
The Mullet: A hairstyle, common among those of low socio-economic status consisting of short, well-groomed hair on the anterior area of the head, and long, flowing locks on the posterior area of the head.

Business in the front

Party in the rear

This speciman is a clear demonstration of the classis mullet. Notice how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumagw while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The handlebar stache add points to the speciman's overall look and "mulletude."

Mullet Synonyms

Drape Ape, Wisconsin Waterfall, Mississippi Mud Flap, Missouri Compromise, Louisiana Purchase, Neck Blanket

The Femullet

Mullet Hot Spots


Professional wrestling matches

County fairs

Monster truck rallies

Dog tracks

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