Fire in the Hole!

Greensboro, NC -- There's a new prank in town and it's coming to a fast food restaurant near you. No, this isn't your grandmother's worst deed in life, toilet papering a tree. It's far worse and it can get you arrested. B's Bistro in no way, matter, or form, advocates this action. We would like to "enlighten" you on the subject and maybe share a cackle or two.

Here's the sequel of events -- the prank will take place at a drive-thru line of a fast food joint:

• The prankster orders a large sized drink and some food at the fast food establishment that he/she chooses.
• The prankster pulls forward and pays for the drink and food at the first window.
• At the second window, the prankster receives his/her drink. (Have you ever noticed that the drink is handed to you first in the drive-thru line?) While they are waiting for their food, the prankster inserts several ounces of hot sauce or Tabasco sauce into the large drink.
• When the fast food worker opens the window to hand the prankster their food, the prankster throws the entire drink (with hot sauce in it) at the worker (through the window hole). While the throw is taking place, the prankster yells, "Fire in the Hole!"
• The worker is doused with the drink, usually on their face. The hot sauce begins to burn the worker's face.

Here is an actual play-by-play of the "Fire in the Hole!" successfully executed:

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I guess that's why the clerk at Bojangles shut the window door immediately upon handing me a sweet tea. I didn't order any food with it, plus it was dark, and I was the only car in line. Hmmm...