Greensboro, NC -- I'm sure everyone by now has heard or read of that Sheryl Crow story about using one square of toilet paper. I guess this blog entry is fitting after the content of the previous entry concerning chili. I'm not sure about the ladies, but if the world came to this dire straights situation, the guys could theoretically skip the t.p. process 2/3 of the time. I honestly don't think it would matter if you went "overboard" and used 10 times the amount (per serving) than Crow's request. Will you be living when every single tree on earth is chopped down due to incessant swiping? No -- so stop worrying and making these outlandish comments! I'm sure Sheryl is living in some one room home, heated by solar power, while driving in a hybrid car these days.
Speaking of Sheryl Crow, what has she done lately besides dumping (no pun intended)? I, of course, was referring to Lance Armstrong. She had that mid-90's folk rock album, "Tuesday Night Music Club" with the hit songs, "All I Wanna Do" and "Strong Enough." (I'm not going to lie, I really like that album and I still have some songs of hers on my i-pod.) Then, she became darker on her next album, looking more "sexy" and "bad." The self-titled album featured the hits, "If It Makes You Happy" and "Everyday is a Winding Road." She has since faded, re-appeared when she went out with Lance, and again for scolding us for wiping too much. The main country radio station in the Triad, 93.1 "The Wolf," recently asked their listeners to come up with a catch-phrase slogan to summarize Crow's proposal. There were many great and hilarious ones, but my favorite happened to be: "Crow's Crackdown!"
3 comments:
I am skeptical that brian is writing these entries. They don't sound like him at all.
Why do you say that, Ice?
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