Winston-Salem, NC -- Folks, today is a very important day. September 19th is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day."
Does anyone have any pirate jokes? And no, please don't tell me a Bob Saget-esque joke:
Q. What's a pirates favorite letter?
A. Arrrrrgghh
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Ok...so now to important stuff. When are you bringin your tired ass up here? We need to hit some batting cages, driving ranges, golf courses, racquet balls...whatever you think you can handle B "Don't kick my leg" Attridge
Q: Whats a pirate's favorite kind of weather?
A: Pluuuunderrrstorrms!
That's a good one, Cakes.
I won't be up for awhile. I'm moving next week to my new place. I think the question is, "when is your old, wrinkled ass coming down?" You still owe me a trip from March.
Hey Buddy. In March, you told me that there was going to be a set date/time to go down and party. I still haven't been given those details...
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The Captain was standing on the deck! Arr Arr Arrrrrrr
LOL!
You couldn't make it down for whatever reason back in March.
I'll throw a housewarming party or something soon for the new place. That is, if I ever get moved in.
You just need to cut loose some old baggage..it'll make the transition much quicker, lighter and easier.
The easiest baggage would be the kind the likes to chirp in on conversations that don't belong to them...(rhymes with sadie)
Big Johnny even piped in for pirate day!!!! We all "ARRRRRRR"ed when we went to slide him up in the bed and he surprisingly joined in and "arrrr"ed with us!!!!
What's a pirates favorite holiday???
....Arrrrrrrrbor day!!!
Nice one, #1.
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